Curse

Ard Wen · Nov 15, 2005, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Orion was on top of London bridge about ready to jump. I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't come down. I asked him what would make him want to take his own life, he sighed.

" I just lost my job, " he replied

" How?"

" Well Anet made me useless deciding that I had too much power, then when I couldn't do anything cause I had no power they fired me"

" I thought about taking thier children ransom, but why harm others for my problems. Then I realized they gave me my problems, and off to their houses I went. On my why there I cam to this bridge and decided to just end my life."

So please come help me convince Orion not to jump.

Aracos79 · Nov 15, 2005, 05:54 PM // 17:54

Meh, he was always pretty useless anyway... trying to firestorm single creatures and such. Happy trails buddy.

nightrunner · Nov 16, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21

Orion isn't nerfed - his Firestorm can only target the nearest corpse, who can't run away anyway.

Avari Zi · Nov 16, 2005, 12:22 AM // 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by nightrunner

Orion isn't nerfed - his Firestorm can only target the nearest corpse, who can't run away anyway.

hahahaha

Yeah, there is no reason for him to jump he was nerfed from the beginning :P

TheEPIC · Nov 16, 2005, 12:26 AM // 00:26

Orion... if you jump, there's free candy and elites at the bottom. Do it! Jump! *hopes Orion will jump, Cynn looks better*

Monseir · Nov 16, 2005, 12:49 AM // 00:49

Orion. Lemme say this. YOUR A FRIGGIN NPC. ALESIA WILL JUST RES YOU SO DON'T BOTHER!

nightrunner · Nov 16, 2005, 01:23 AM // 01:23

Alesia can't rez Orion and tank the Jade Armors at the same time.

Avari Zi · Nov 16, 2005, 01:24 AM // 01:24

There's always Lina, but she'll probably die to spectral agony

nightrunner · Nov 16, 2005, 01:30 AM // 01:30

But Lina is related to Alesia! She'll go try to tank Rurik next.

EchoSex · Nov 16, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33

For about .2 seconds I thought this was another "I want to kill myself - convice me not to" thread LMFAO.

Tell Orion that the Kryta girls are easy.

nightrunner · Nov 16, 2005, 01:44 AM // 01:44

Orion is depressed:

Because Vassar got his GF.
Becuase the Royalists turned into Charr BBQ.
Because he's stuck with the Starter Elemental Rod.
Because when the Fab Four came along Cynn pwned him.
Because after being pwned by Cynn, Anet pwned him.

PieXags · Nov 16, 2005, 01:45 AM // 01:45

Let him jump, and I'll summon a bone fiend right from his ass once he's dead.

nightrunner · Nov 16, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56

"And the Necromancer did then summon a pair of Bone Minions from his Corpse, and the Party was much pleased, for not only was the Party larger than it had started, but also more Intelligent"

Lou · Nov 16, 2005, 02:25 AM // 02:25

It's ok I got divine intervention on him incase he tries it

Sol_Vie · Nov 16, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by nightrunner

"And the Necromancer did then summon a pair of Bone Minions from his Corpse, and the Party was much pleased, for not only was the Party larger than it had started, but also more Intelligent"

And there was much rejoicing. Yayyy!

heist23 · Nov 16, 2005, 03:22 AM // 03:22

haha.

"JUMP ORION! JUMP! THERE'S A MAX +5 INSIGHTFUL FIRE STAFF OF DEFENSE DOWN THERE!"

i mean, seriously. targeting corpses with Fire Storm was never an advantage. he was the sucks from the beginning. the only thing that made him useful was his Fireball, which actually did some decent damage.

fullmental · Nov 16, 2005, 03:40 AM // 03:40

taking way to long ''pushes orion off bridge'' then caps mindburn from him

Divinitys Creature · Nov 16, 2005, 04:22 PM // 16:22

Change attributes and become a geomancer :/